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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
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@pennynoodles lol... oh, shit.
AlienZipper · 61-69, M
LoL...have you ever seen an armadillo up close? I grew up around them but never had the urge to put one on my head..
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You haven't lived until you try it 😁@AlienZipper
AlienZipper · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles LoL... I'll take your word for it...those things used to tear our yard up rooting around for food... I'm not a big fan of them...but they are kinda cool looking...
sciguy18 · M
A giant armadillo can be over 3 feet long, weigh upwards of 130 pounds and has 6-inch claws...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@sciguy18 I have a big head
bookerdana · M
Cause,like the guy from Spinal Tap,"We've got armadillos in our tr😂ousers"
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@bookerdana Ha ha ha
because if you do, texchik will call you a libtard.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@GlueGun Did that make sense to you?
yeah.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
Aren't they like a mutant cross between ant eater and a turtle?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout sort of.....but is that a good reason not to balance one on my head?😜
AlphaCuckTX · 56-60, M
Because they have a terrible sense of direction and a nervous bladder.
AmbivalentFriability · 26-30
I doubt the armadillo would appreciate that.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@AmbivalentFriability I never thought to ask him......good point.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
if it decides to go it's sooooo messy.Trust me.🙀
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I had blamed it on a passing pigeon.
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Guinness?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Because real men choose a hippopotamus for that!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@FeetAreFantastic Great answer and a useful one too, for when I am trying to find a real man.
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@pennynoodles 😁