How is that my fault??

Welcome to marriage

How is it not? Who drops his banana peel in the middle of the sidewalk?

You got some on your face!

Well you were standing right there....

who else should we blame then? 😳

Dude, you were hired to be the guy at fault. Your title is literally Sr. VP of Fallguy and Scapegoating. Your employment contract stipulates you to be at fault for any and all shenanigans, tomfoolery, skullduggery and/or malarkey. 🤷‍♂

You must drive with a booster seat bard

YOU WERE CAUGHT WITH YOUR HAND IN THE POTATOES SACK 🥔😡

You hit the serve and it landed outside the service box.....by definition, that's a fault on your part.

i said what i said 😠