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Politically Incorrect Bad Boy ;D

I was visiting with a friend of mine last Friday, and he mentioned that he had received a letter from his homeowner's association, stating that he is in violation of the rules and bylaws by parking his travel trailer on his lawn. They have received several complaints, primarily from his neighbor across the street, whom he calls "D.B." 馃槈

I told him he had better hire someone to finish the travel trailer's roof, because he can't seem to get it done...and his homeowner's association will probably start fining him.

He said he was not worried about it, because if they try to fine him, he will claim that he identifies as an LGBTQ, black Native American...and that they are persecuting him because of same...and says that they will then back off. And he said he will also claim that they have stolen his land, and he is just trying to take it back. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ (He is Irish/Italian).

After choking with laughter, I said, "My goodness, you are packing a lot of different people in there. You should probably tell the homeowner's association that your pronouns are "They", and "Them".
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TeslinM
Funny, but he did know the "rules" when he moved in. He should abide by them as he may have an issue in the future with someone. Possibly the D.B.
4meAndyouF
@Teslin He is one of those people who really wants to avoid civilization and live off the grid, but when push comes to shove, he is afraid to do so. That being said, the area where he lives was sold AFTER he moved in, and the new homeowners association and their rules came into being at that time. He DID sign an agreement...but I think it was because he could not face the thought of moving.
TeslinM
@4meAndyou Well, then he is grandfathered in to the old rules, if there were any. Except for that signature issue though ?
4meAndyouF
@Teslin There was no "grandfathering". New owners, new Homeowners association, and a [i]requirement[/i] to sign if you wanted to remain.