OKAY FINE I ACTUALLY HAVE A GIANT DICK I WANTED TO BE COY

I was being creative!! 😤

*sigh* You're right. I DID eat the cookie from the cookie jar.

Yeah, I lied down 🙄

Yes i really look like this

Nah Uhnnn....

You are experiencing a different reality ..

I did not.

Bout what?

lie about what?

That's quite true...but the past tense is "Laid"...🤣🤣🤣