Well that was awkward

It sounds like a Pepe Le Pew scenario

? You told her you need a bathroom and she heard “oui, oui” and thought you were accepting a date?

I’m sure this is a fun story but out of context it’s confusing.

Was it your body language or your 'French'? 😂

Is she good looking?

It’s a sign, you’re too sexy for your shirt

Her idea of a date was different?

YOU FUCKING TEASE 😒

Dumb ass! Seize the day!

humble brag

Did you tell her your name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and to look on your work and despair?