shaven by accident. close shave.

heard about a case at a local hosptial.
One just, around 60s was there to get examined, he was in a gown and some lunatic slipped in pretending to be a doctor, the guy lying down believed. He then told the guy that he needed to have some abdomnal surgery and the crazy guy shaved him down there!
Well, the real doctor and nurses came in and got the crazy go out, but only after he'd shaved him like a chicken.