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When a random guy at your local gas station finishes at the atm and as he’s walking out waving around the money, he turns to you and says,

“Hey, wanna go with me to the casino tonight?”

Umm… excuse me sir that’s going to be a no…

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
I hope I meet my soulmate at the gas station. Near the hot dog rollers and nacho cheese machine.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@NewBeginnings7790 hahaha, it is for me 😢
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
@MyNameIsHurl For me too..
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@MyNameIsHurl "mustard for your wiener?" sorry I couldn't help it
You should’ve said yes and then robbed him 😢
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Never know unless you ask🤷‍♂️
SW-User
Lmao i am hoping he was drunk, at least that would partially excuse the dumb behaviour. Kinda creepy tbh
@SW-User I'd go with overconfident rather than creepy
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
@BeefySenpie . or just thinking that because he waved around some hundreds any woman should be excited to jump in the car with him.
@NewBeginnings7790 Being a sugar daddy is his life aspiration
Sure then we can go down to the crick an wash our pet coon.
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
@Burneraccount Just no..
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
You never know when/where lightning will strike!
🤨
SW-User
SW-User
You're hilarious 😂
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
so either he thinks he is smooth or his balance is zero
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
@pancakeslam I forgot to add he was holding up and waving around the money he just withdrew…

It was cringy as best…
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@NewBeginnings7790 yes I have seen some cringe but that ranks high

 
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