When a random guy at your local gas station finishes at the atm and as he’s walking out waving around the money, he turns to you and says,

“Hey, wanna go with me to the casino tonight?”

Umm… excuse me sir that’s going to be a no…

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so either he thinks he is smooth or his balance is zero

NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F

@StygianKohlrabi I forgot to add he was holding up and waving around the money he just withdrew…

It was cringy as best…

@NewBeginnings7790 yes I have seen some cringe but that ranks high