When a random guy at your local gas station finishes at the atm and as he’s walking out waving around the money, he turns to you and says,

“Hey, wanna go with me to the casino tonight?”

Umm… excuse me sir that’s going to be a no…

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MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

I hope I meet my soulmate at the gas station. Near the hot dog rollers and nacho cheese machine.

@MyNameIsHurl where else you gonna find a real catch?

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

@StygianKohlrabi I should probably just go stand there looking available

NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F

@StygianKohlrabi @MyNameIsHurl … and they said romance was dead?.. 🤭

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

@NewBeginnings7790 hahaha, it is for me 😢

NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F

@MyNameIsHurl For me too..

@MyNameIsHurl "mustard for your wiener?" sorry I couldn't help it