Old MacDonald LyricsOld MacDonald has to fart E-I-E-I-O If he don't fart he will explode, E-I-E-I-O With a fart-fart here and a fart-fart there Here a fart, there a fart, everywhere fart-fart Old MacDonald has to fart, E-I-E-I-O This is a sad song, it's sad because of... See More »
Safety Tips:Don't get on a boat if you can't swim Don't get on a plane if you can't fly Safety is important, so you're welcome to add safety tips, as long as they're kinda ture but also kinda ridiculous
何 日 刀 锋 断 我 愁月色倍清，刀锋倍冷，茫茫天涯路 迷人月儿薄纱背后，谁在妄想把天偷 烈酒最香，毒花最美，如何去消受 谁能料明日酒醒以后 人尚暖，头还在，剑戟收 在欢呼声中，竟充满了毒咒 床中的枕与衾，早施布了陷阱 常握的一双手，亦忽变作拳头 鲜血未冷，情义已尽 何日刀锋断我愁 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------... See More »
When you're 20, you're like..."Haha." When you're 35, you're like..."Oops." When you're 50, you're like..."Ouch."
