Whats the first thing you do in the morning?

Pee, feed the two 4 legged kids then make coffee

Wim hof breathing

Assault the alarm clock before remembering its my phone and I can't afford to break it

Well, after visiting the rest room 🤦‍♂, wash my hands and start the coffee

I open my eyes usually

Masturbate

I usually pee

Pee. 🤭😢

Pee of course. But the very first thing I do before I get out of bed is sit up so that I can see the clock, and then do the math in my head. I like to know how many hours I have slept. Today it was 6 1/2...a pretty good sleep for me.

Bathroom.

Light up a cigarette and drink a cup of coffee 🚬 ☕

Shower

I greet my dogs with a good morning and wrestle a bit with Max, my puppy. Then I scramble to go to the bathroom. I am grateful to be able to be up and about. Life is good.

Pee, brush teeth

Make bed

Wordle.

caawwwwfee!

I check the weather and my guinea pig

Want to go back to sleep 😴

Go to the bathroom

Cuppa tea

After the bathroom, coffee and cooking.

Who is up for bacon, eggs and grits?

Go to the bathroom and shake hands with a former president. Haha

Coffee straight away

Coffee internet shower

Urinate.

Either I'm going to rinse my mouth or pull up the blinds. Then I take a pill.

Pee, brush teeth, feed the cat and make coffee

Go out and look at the stars.

make coffee

Shave

Coffee

Watch TV.

Seriously, I either take my meds or pee, depending on which is more pressing. Basic old people stuff.

my morning run

Pee

Scroll through youtube news, then take the first of my daily regimine of pills, an iron pill and vitamin c tablet together.