Do I come off as someone who would have a pet gecko? I’m suddenly getting these ads here

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Yes in fact you do.

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

Absolutely

Bexsy

I had two

Straylight · F

I love crested geckos! They’re so goofy looking.

MyNameIsHurl · 46-50, F

Awww, I used to have a leopard Gecko

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

I've occasionally come across Mediterranean house geckos in some of my places. They are an invasive species that have taken root globally

ShenaniganFoodie · 41-45, M

Get a room you 2

WillaKissing · 61-69, M

Maybe they Are seeing that Crocodile that swallowed the alarm clock following you and your ship around Captain!

HootyTheNightOwl

It'd probably think that you were a tasty insect... 🤭🤭🤭

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Pet gecko? But so many find their way into the house…

SkateStar42 · 41-45, M

You can save 15% or more on your Car insurance by Switching to GEICO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 JUST SAYIN! 🦎🦎🦎

GoFish ·

idk are you a picky eater tho ?

InfoTunaBotTheReturn

In our house in Jakarta we found a skeletonised gecko wedged in a door frame. It had obviously got squished there. Once it was peeled off the frame it was perfectly flat like a little bookmark 👏 Like a squirrel potato chip 👏

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

Geckxualised marketing

hunkalove · 70-79, M

You seem more like the kinda fella with a pet tarantula named Bob.

NudasPriest

No. You seem like the kind of person who IS a pet gecko.

Younameit · F

Yes

Chern0bylplaygr0unds

Yes

Degbeme · 70-79, M