itsok · 31-35, F
That’s actually where my throw pillows sit. Soo..
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ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@itsok ok ok don’t start crying on me
itsok · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard I’m lying in my living room floor fake crying to myself for my own attention
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@itsok *awkwardly pats your back* there there
No, not at all. ☺
*leaves
*leaves
@ShepherdBard
Foine forget about it. 😒
Foine forget about it. 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle alright I’ll sit but don’t say I didn’t warn you 😒
@ShepherdBard
*suffocates 😵
*suffocates 😵
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
If you brought food!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch noo
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard then I'm staying
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch security
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Bruh, even my GF doesn’t try to take my dog’s seat 🤨
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Zaphod42 rough
NIC0LE · F
Yes.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@NIC0LE wanted you to be nice for once
NIC0LE · F
@ShepherdBard so lie...? 👀
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@NIC0LE 😒
Yes.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Notladylike no nice people here at all 😒
@ShepherdBard Keep walking.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Notladylike I’m tired
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Actually I am saving my lap for someone else. You can sit over there!
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard HEY!?!?!? You take back what you said!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure that’s the real reason you want me to sit somewhere else instead
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard Thick thighs save lives and I some juicy ones sir!
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Yes, I do mind, Bardy. That's my face.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
If you don't mind sharing the bench.


DragonFruit · 70-79, M
No, not at all...have a seat.
YoMomma ·
Go ahead
TurtlePink · 51-55, M
Who said that?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink I know you see me 😒
FreeLittleBird · F
That’s how we met
Him and I … you can join us if you like
For beers not brothel 😌⭐
Him and I … you can join us if you like
For beers not brothel 😌⭐
Punxi · F
Sure. Do you need a booster seat first?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Punxi if you’re sitting in front of me then yes 😒
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
🙄
This chair..

Ok., sport
Climb on up.
This chair..

Ok., sport
Climb on up.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
YES!! NOW FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO SIT 🙄
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch so mean
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard whatever 🙄
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ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Lilymoon 😒
Atlotto · M
Of course, but don't gimme no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
calicuz · 56-60, M
It's gonna cost ya'.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@calicuz I’m all out
Degbeme · 70-79, M

Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Prettybratbi1tch Watch that doesn`t burn your head.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Degbeme it won't I've had it there since birth
Degbeme · 70-79, M
empanadas · 31-35, M
Sure but i dont have a booster seat
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas 🙄
tenente · 36-40, M
sorry, it's already taken


MellyMel22 · F
No 😠
MellyMel22 · F
@ShepherdBard I forget 🤔🤣
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 🤦♂
MellyMel22 · F
@ShepherdBard Oopsiesss
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
You have no butt though.




























