Top | Newest First | Oldest First
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
so that why you didnt text me back not my fault my english keeps autocorrecting to chinese/japanese 🤦♀️
View 1 more replies »
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 i only pay attention when im planning to robbed i mean ask for your salads and dove dark chocolates 😁
MellyMel22 · F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 Witch 😩
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 my texts is to distracted you so i could steal your food >:D
Degbeme · 70-79, M
If you squint your eyes it looks like roots. 😣
MellyMel22 · F
@Degbeme I have nowhere else to plant it, but near my bench.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@MellyMel22 Move the bench.😂
MellyMel22 · F
@Degbeme I live in a condo, where the hell else can it go 😡 Also, since the roots distorted the ground so much- I have the wrought iron bench set up to appear not crooked. And you don’t even wanna know how 😆 Also I have cute step stones in the ground in front of it, so they’ll look dumb without the bench 😞
SethGreene531 · M
😆
Where to even begin.
My buddy got texts/calls for obvious drug deals etc regularly.
I've had misdirected messages from random strangers buying real estate or celebrating engagements.
Where to even begin.
My buddy got texts/calls for obvious drug deals etc regularly.
I've had misdirected messages from random strangers buying real estate or celebrating engagements.
SethGreene531 · M
@MellyMel22 I love that, cutting her supply chain!!
Too funny. And very effective.
With that setup you could've cut in on her business and a nice profit. 😆
Yeah, it gets crazy when they recycle old numbers. Half the time I'd reach a random dude instead of my friend. He had one of those internet phone line services.
Too funny. And very effective.
With that setup you could've cut in on her business and a nice profit. 😆
Yeah, it gets crazy when they recycle old numbers. Half the time I'd reach a random dude instead of my friend. He had one of those internet phone line services.
MellyMel22 · F
@SethGreene531 Its just so annoying. She ordered a cooked Turkey thanksgiving to be sent to Florida and she’s supposedly in CA. She’s lucky I didn’t cancel that order.
SethGreene531 · M
@MellyMel22 Ha ha ha, that would be hilarious...there goes family dinner!!😄
She's sketchy for sure, an FL mailing address while pretending to be on the west coast.
For the longest time I kept getting someone else's mail. Despite return to sender notes and calls to the post office.
One even used my address to apply for her visa card 🤦♂️
So annoying.
She's sketchy for sure, an FL mailing address while pretending to be on the west coast.
For the longest time I kept getting someone else's mail. Despite return to sender notes and calls to the post office.
One even used my address to apply for her visa card 🤦♂️
So annoying.
Ducky · 31-35, F
I have, but nothing in an East Asian language! Which is a bit surprising since I dabble a lot in Asian movies, video games and such.
MellyMel22 · F
@Ducky Isn’t the question mark at the end more confusing than whatever the rest says?
Ducky · 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 Yes it is, lol
goliathtree · 56-60, M
My last two stories were about odd texts. One just a picture of an expensive bottle and one telling me to bring the dress to her room....
MellyMel22 · F
@goliathtree That’s funny 😆
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
Maybe it's from that one person here who talks about the Bible in Chinese
MellyMel22 · F
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@MellyMel22 seems like the teacher gave the wrong number lol
MellyMel22 · F
@HannibalAteMeOut It’s prob way off the real one too!
AceWarbringer · 41-45, M
Gt an email from over there the other day. Google threw up its hands at translation
MellyMel22 · F
@AceWarbringer I get ridiculous texts kinda often. I wish it’d be easy to change my number, it’s just too much to change everywhere.
AceWarbringer · 41-45, M
@MellyMel22 i have my phone set for local numbers and contact list only. Cut back a lot of bull.
kodiac · 22-25, M
I got one from someone telling me goodbye, i never heard of them 🤷🏻
MellyMel22 · F
@kodiac That’s too funny 😂
kodiac · 22-25, M
@MellyMel22 yup lol
SW-User
Yep, there have been people messaging me in a strange language hehe
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User It so weird 😆
SW-User
@MellyMel22 un bengali
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'd find a translation and text back "That's so hot," and see what happens.
MellyMel22 · F
Classified · M
Ask them what they want to learn. 🤔
MellyMel22 · F
@Classified I don’t want more texts from them 🤣
Classified · M
@MellyMel22 Did you explain to them that you're not teacher Lui Gang Lui? 😅
Keeper · M
Maybe you have an admirer up in the spy balloon 🤷🏼♂️
MellyMel22 · F
@Keeper I thought it was my kid messing with me till I saw it was sent as an iMessage 🤣
SW-User
Sometimes I get spam group texts. 😩
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Group texts you can get out of are the worst!!
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
A drunk text?
MellyMel22 · F
@vetguy1991 Mine was just *in Chinese lol
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@MellyMel22 might still have been drunk
MellyMel22 · F
This comment is hidden.
Show Comment
Catzgano · 31-35, F
What’s the translation?? 😂
MellyMel22 · F
SoLeRiMix · 31-35, M
Translated this means:
😁
Hey! I am Joe Pesci. I got everything.
😁
MellyMel22 · F
@SoLeRiMix Yep 😆
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Not usually THAT strange. 🫢
Ferric67 · M
Text back the middle finger emoji
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Usually they are in English but yeah.
SomeMichGuy · M
Yes & phone calls.
Card5 · 26-30, M
😐 wrong number. Lol.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Regularly.
Teirdalin · 31-35
Nope.
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
😳
MellyMel22 · F
@ProfessorPlum77 🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
So you got my message 😏
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Like how you added that question mark 🤭
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Not like that 😂
empanadas · 31-35, M
It's the Chinese police in NYC looking for you
MellyMel22 · F
Lilnonames · F
No i do not😋