What am I even here for?

To start the Revolution, Comrade!

You're the dancer Nuno and Andrew hired for us, right? I mean the womenfolk that is.

To help me reach stuff from the top shelf

Human sacrifice

They said there would be free Ice Cream....

To serve me

You’re supposed to help me move my couch.

To make us laugh and bring a bit of mirth to our day.

I told you before! I like to lean on things, and you’re much more mobile than a fence post 🤷‍♂

The quality entertainment

That’s for u to answer

The Mindless entertainment

idk for fun?

Yeah I logged in and saw someone posting a video of ..well it looked like a Singer sew machine needle on high speed… but I believe it was an automated dildo🙈 gad this site 😷

If you don’t know… you can’t expect me to know

Distraction?

Absolutely nothing