Which one of these is you? And why?

I have a cold, but I've got obligations to fulfill and I will TRY keep going!

I have a cold, and I plan to lie in bed all day no matter what.

I have a cold which MIGHT be turning into pneumonia but I keep my promises to friends!

I am dying of a cold with possible pneumonia and I HAVE to keep going!

I have a cold, possibly pneumonia, and I am canceling all the promises I made next week.