Do any you suffer from hypertrichosis?

yes

Not me

Only during full moons

No. I have HYPOtrichosis.

Sadly, I used to be! NOT anymore!😂

It's not abnormal, but still excessive for my taste. Why do I need to shave twice a week and trim my head every 6 weeks or so? Can't it just stay at the length I want it to? 😒

Nope, and I know I do not have it if I have to look it up.

No thanks. Every time I look something up, I think I have it. Besides it's vaguely familiar. Like something I read in a Ripley's Believe it or Not.