May I kiss you?

No. My wife forced me to kiss her when we were dating at age 15, and I haven't been the same since then.

Can i have a hug?

It's needed

I would like that.

yeah you can...i've seen a pic of you and you're good looking 💋

Yes pls

I like that you said "May I" instead of "Can I".

Right on my cheek .... wait that sounds funny 🤭

Yes please

Hmm no sorry

Please😌

Am I too late?!?!

Sure!

Absolutely!

Yes, you may....if we're ever in the same place at the same time.

It would be a much needed, and appreciated, life enhancing experience.

Yes you can. 😉


Edit: I was first to respond, so it so go first come first served. 😂😂

Yes, I'll begin. 😎

I never thought you’d ask. Of course!

Most certainly .....

Just a sec . Chugs a bottle of scope, brushes crumbs out of beard. Combs dishevelled hair, puts on pants, and grabs the last clean shirt from the dresser. Puts on tie for penaash

PUCKER UP !!

Indeed mayhaps you can if so inclined.

Of course you can

just on the cheek

not those!

up here!!!

If you must I won’t resist

I'd bet you're incredible at kissing.

💋