On a date, how would you get me into bed?

It has to start with closeness. The body heat, the body smells. Touching. Moving to kisses, the caress, the roving hands. You already know what he wants, he has wanted it all night. He has to touch you in places that give you that tingle.
His obvious excitement, the way he looks at you. He isn't grabby or mean, he is kind and smooth and you want him, you have to want him.
When he slips the strap off your shoulder and kisses you there, you know.
You don't feel him lift you, carry you into the bedroom or lay you on the bed, you do feel his warm mouth on your nipple and your hand brushes the bulge in his pants.
Your heart is racing, your body is on fire, longing.

i would put my face under your skirt and lick till you said now

By chatting to you...paying you the compliments you deserve...being generous (buying you drinks etc WITHOUT trying to get you drunk...I want you to know exactly whats going on and to enjoy yourself if and when I do manage to get you in my bed...I would make you laugh...get you to enjoy yourself...then let YOU decide which bed you want to sleep in.... hopefully it will be MINE!!!

Bring to a restaurant dinner wine and we chat and tell you how beautiful you looked and the beautiful smile you have as we walked home holding hands and looking into your eyes when we got their, I would kiss you and we would take it from their

Take good care of you, flatter you, gradualy seduce you.

For me, I need that romantic connection or it's not happening - no matter what

I would need that spark to be there.

I’d have to be super drunk before I went to bed with a woman.

I would not cheapen you.

i'd start yawning 🥱

Usually starts with kissing while making out I run my hands down your back if you were wearing a bra I will try to un snap it from the back. And my hands go to your lower back. I kiss your neck, a little play a little with the boobs you excuse yourself you get yourself into something very sexy and drag me into your bed how it usually happens.

probably ask about what you like to do so you can open up

The tooth fairy left me something 😏 wanna see?

I would hope you would make the first move. I am shy 😉

I would let you know my thoughts that a woman without freckles would be like the night sky without stars and let nature take controll :)

tug on your ponytail and guide you with my big hand on your arse...im in your mailbox

I would just send you to your room and call an Uber.

I wouldn't. You're not my type.

I would ask you to stand in front of my bed, just for a sec, then I would dropkick you. It would be a strong dropkick. Not enough to do permanent damage, but certainly enough to knock you into my bed.

"I'm tired, I need a nap." 🥱

"You are welcome to join me." 🛏

Does that iphone even exist now ?
(2000 years ago lol)

me standing on the ground. you are laying in the seat if my pickup truck. can't get any better than that,

3 Martini's

Just tell you that’s where we will be ending up x

you would ask it to me 😇

Never on a first date.

I would focus on getting to know each other--getting into bed the first date is a mistake...after several dates, if we feel a spark, both of us, I would make the dinner experience quite romantic, low lights, soft sensual music, slow dancing, some hugs and touch...then see how you are doing!!!

I don’t think I’d be interested yet if it was just the first date. I would want to get to know you better. But maybe that’s just me.

showing you a crisp $100 bill,,

Pm and ill explain

Tell you that it's past my bedtime and that you need to get some sleep, too. So, "Good night."

I'd probably bore you to sleep . 🦕 Nice pic of a pretty lady . ❤ 🦋 🌹

Drag you by the hair

You are a beautiful woman to start with, and to answer your question first off, you would have to be into me as well as me into you mentally, and if we were then that damned apple cell phone would not be in your hands!

Slow songs by Lenny Kravitz

Start by putting your phone in a safe.