What can cause a good date to turn out bad?

My wife found out

She was actually named Lola

She brought her 5 kids with her all with ADD - all different dads

I had a breakfast date around 15-20 years ago at Denny’s. My date picked up the tab first and his eyes widened like saucers and he went pale in the face. He immediately started whining about how expensive the food was. At first I thought we’d been overcharged. There was no way our breakfasts could have been that expensive. It was Denny’s, for fuck’s sake.

Then I looked at the tab. We weren’t overcharged. Our tab was $23 after tips, which was typical for two Denny’s breakfasts at the time (and still very affordable!). Yet he was so shocked by how “expensive” it was. I offered to pay for my own breakfast. He took me up on my offer but still kept frowning about the cost of his own breakfast.

He asked me out again later but I declined a second date after that. I kind of figured at that point that if a Denny’s breakfast was that expensive to him, then I won’t be able to take him anywhere without him losing his mind about prices and making things uncomfortable.

My only bad date was a blind date with a fraternity brother's sister. As soon as we got to the party, she headed to the bar. I should have left her there.

Oversharing.

If your date ends up revealing a bad secret about themselves or if they kiss you too early. Or even just having a bad view on something.

She says she's in love, the next day.

She calls you husband after a few days.


These suprises will change your memory of the date.

If someone asked about my 'dead' name, I think, sweetie..

😘

Undue criticism.
Hitting a brick wall when you are trying to do something new or solve a problem needing solving.
Seeing people you have admired in the past acting cruel.
Losing your purse, wallet, or id .
Looking through the image feed

For me, when it's too intensely romantic

Dining and Dashing, leaving your date stuck with the Bill.

Mommy showed up!

Throwing up

Someone spending the whole date talking about their ex(es)

Unexpected dairy.

You find out she’s related to you!

My attitude.

Carrying it around in your pocket for two days.

When they are boring

Talking about how great they are or how much money they have or showing off about anything

If the other party is egotistical 🤷‍♀

Guy croaks during dessert. 🐸 🍰 ☠

If he answers a text message in the middle of dinner... or answers the phone call in a restaurant. That's a game changer.

Bye-bye dude, yer done like dinner!

When she goes through your stuff and finds the bottle of chloroform.

New boyfriend bringing his mom along who sits in the back seat because she doesn't get out much and he doesn't want to piss her off.

All they can talk about is blow jobs and pizza.

Yo mama