Sex on first date is chargeable 😃

Can't stay long. I've an appointment at the STD clinic.

What is the point to attempt to ruin it? Just say you’re sorry and need to leave. It’ll be ruined anyway but no bad words said and no feelings hurt.

Just take this oath before we start any sort of relationship.

Let me call my wife to let her know where i am

"You don't actually want to have the vote, do you?".

“Smell this washcloth for me.”

I only had one first date ruined but it wasn't WHAT the person said, it was that they could talk for 60 seconds straight without breathing. A "yes or no" question could turn into an entire speech

I was thinking,


BTW if you ever encounter such a person, NEVER say, "Can you tell me the long version of that story?"

Trump or Biden.

I love you

Marry me

I'm not sure... but last night... I think I got your sister pregnant

I have to wash my hair, bye.. .

is your mom single right now ?

Are those real?

Go to restroom and leave.

"Your grandma is so hot!"

"I'm hoping you're as good in bed as your Dad"

are you pregnant or just chubby?

Do you mind if I smoke this in your car?

Do you stink

Turn up, one look at me and they will leave

I play Magic The Gathering

Simple, start talking about your ex

So, what do you bring to the table?

Did you photoshop your pictures?😷

Is your name treasure..... because you look like you have just been dug up..

Your place or mine

Did we f yet?

Spill something on them

I'm pregnant

"Hang on, I have to make sure we're not within a thousand feet of a school here."

My last date was beautiful compared to you.

I want 3 kids before I turn 35 and I've decided that you are it!