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HoeBag · 46-50, F
I only had one first date ruined but it wasn't WHAT the person said, it was that they could talk for 60 seconds straight without breathing. A "yes or no" question could turn into an entire speech
I was thinking,
BTW if you ever encounter such a person, NEVER say, "Can you tell me the long version of that story?"
I was thinking,
‘Father in heaven, have pity on me and send earplugs to cram in my ears and sooth my eardrums, because I am in agony in this boring speech.’
BTW if you ever encounter such a person, NEVER say, "Can you tell me the long version of that story?"