You have 60 seconds to ruin a first date. What do you say?

What is the point to attempt to ruin it? Just say you’re sorry and need to leave. It’ll be ruined anyway but no bad words said and no feelings hurt.

Can't stay long. I've an appointment at the STD clinic.

I have to wash my hair, bye.. .

Marry me

Let me call my wife to let her know where i am

Just take this oath before we start any sort of relationship.

"You don't actually want to have the vote, do you?".

Sex on first date is chargeable 😃

Do you stink

So, what do you bring to the table?

Who cares? Could be anything. Let her go. Bye bye.

Go to restroom and leave.

Trump or Biden.

Is your name treasure..... because you look like you have just been dug up..

Turn up, one look at me and they will leave

My last date was beautiful compared to you.

Must be digging up from the bottom of the barrel with this question.

"Hang on, I have to make sure we're not within a thousand feet of a school here."

Spill something on them

What stinks, is that you? What are you wearing, the stink of desperation cologne?