Comment and I will give you relationship advice without knowing your relationship status

@Bexsy Stop dwelling on old mistakes. Make some new exciting ones.

@CountScrofula exciting mistakes.

The possibilities are endless!

@CountScrofula good husband material 😆

@Blondily I'm the BEST husband material, just ask my wife! :D

@CountScrofula I asked and she gave me this look---->😏 lol

@SarahAndSamantha A Chinese court eunuch could easily navigate t4t drama, but I don't think the average American trans woman even knows how to use an abacus.

@CountScrofula well, i know how to, but they're too noisy, so i use a calculator

@CountScrofula @empanadas

I LOVE PORK.

@mindstruggle you will not give up lechon for love

@empanadas
He must accept me and my lechon. 🥺

@being The adulthood dating pool has the following rules:

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

@CountScrofula deep

@CountScrofula won't it get big annoying overtime?

@Prettybratbi1tch All depends right. My point is nobody is perfect and everyone has a price of admission. Accepting harmless over harmful flaws is key

@squared Get your revenge plans set up before entering a new relationship. Just don't keep them somewhere she can find them because it'll be hard to explain.

@Caleidoscope If you ever break up with someone but it feels like you haven't broken off but maybe you are or maybe you aren't - for the love of god just cut off contact that shit is a toxic spiral.

If that's not applicable, start trawling for divorcees they're easy fish to catch if you got the right bait.

@CountScrofula too good ,are you a psychic ?

@Caleidoscope Nah I just got annoyed at friends of mine stuck in toxic half-relationships lol

@CountScrofula Jesus Christ would I survive that

@UndeadSona NGL I have no clue how people do it

@CountScrofula built different

@nazgul Keep an excel spreadsheet of the exact number of seconds spent on oral sex from either party, and then present the results in a colourful chart after a few months. Then you'll win.

@CountScrofula win as in remind him that it's all me

@nazgul Yer boy needs to take Remedial Cunnilingus

@CountScrofula Tis true. I give people way too many chances and keep believing it will all work out...someday.

@Monday40 Don't cheap out on the lawyer and keep your affairs on Similar Worlds where they're harder to spot.

@deadgerbil YOU GOTTA FIND A SOCIAL SCENE WITH SINGLE WOMEN IN IT

Lord knows where that is but that's the only way I've ever known people to meet people. IDK man my relationships all started by hooking up at parties. Random-ass dating was always a disaster for me and that was prior to the terrors of online dating.

@HijabaDabbaDoo Bah I have no notes for you. Y'all have good instincts.

@CountScrofula Damnit Dave, we all have blindspots, I was looking for hidden pearls of wisdom

Me rn

@Lonelyandyb If you can't find people interested then you need to level up.

Good therapy, gym, volunteer, etc. It's too easy to wallow in sadness and using any motivation you have to improve your life will pay off.

@crownedwithlaurel97 Get into a rebound with some cute girl named Kayleigh or something. You need some joy and distraction to move on from your horribly broken heart.

@Banksy83 Befriend a lawyer to learn about the most brutal divorces so you can swoop in like a scavenger

@Selah Stop being so single you nerd everyone is in love with you pick something.

@JRVanguard Break yourself out of safe patterns if you want change and all the cute ladies.

@CountScrofula But the outside world is scary😩

@Theyitis Increase the comfort in your relationship by cultivating chronic flatulence.

@GlitterEater STOP DOING THE BAD DRUGS

@CountScrofula So…divorce?

@Burnley123 True love is always in the last place you look.

@CountScrofula 2025 plans

@DefNotTravelguy Spice up your love life by dicing ghost peppers without gloves on.

@Ferric67 Identify your own red flags and then hide them it's far easier than self improvement

@Starcrossed He seems like the least of your worries right now. GOOOO HUBBY!

@sstronaut Click on one of those "hot singles in your area" adverts. You never know.

@deathfairy Remember the toxic people are charming and easy to find. RED FLAG. You wanna go for a shlub with an annoying hobby because he will probably put up with anything and listen to instructions in bed.

@pancakeslam Find the local 7-11 that serves nachos, and there'll be a large button called "push for cheese". Spend enough time there and you will find some form of love.

@CountScrofula OK but I'm no Florida man so I am not going to make love to it

@pancakeslam No you need to keep the dignity you will lose AFTER you meet your nacho lover.

@empanadas Stop shaving down there, it's more exciting if there's a treasure hunt.

@MethDozer Remember that marriage is betting half your stuff that you'll be together forever.

@CountScrofula 🤦‍♀

@wackidywack omf tell me everything then I'll give you advice in exchange for tea

@CountScrofula I have no idea where to start bahahaha they're super cool