scientology…

Not a thing he believed but I'll tell the story because trauma

We were making out and he was feeling up my back and ran across a pimple on my back and said, "it's like a third nipple, that's hot."

thats forever burned into my memory.

Because he was legitimately serious about it.

that if i read the book Necronomicon i'd suffer some ill fate, like death

I wasn't worth it

Mermaids

I can control flow of my period

I got nothing. My ex girlfriends were pretty normal people.

I don't have any exes. Lynn says the dumbest thing was believing they could steal her from me.

The reason the clouds moved in the sky was because the earth rotates.

Lot's of miscommunication.

Always read wrong.

Smh

Black holes

That Monty Python isn't funny.

The healing power of crystals.
I wish I was joking.

That if you gently scratch your chin from time to time you'd get fat

That people have oils that if you touch with them you will want to marry them and the grass was greener elsewhere