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What's the dumbest thing an ex of yours believed?

ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@ginnyfromtheblock NOW WE'RE TALKING at least scientology victimizes you. Flat earthers just gotta commit really hard.
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
@CountScrofula inshallah he will be rolled away by gremlins
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Juvia · 18-21, F
Not a thing he believed but I'll tell the story because trauma

We were making out and he was feeling up my back and ran across a pimple on my back and said, "it's like a third nipple, that's hot."

thats forever burned into my memory.

Because he was legitimately serious about it.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Juvia · 18-21, F
@CountScrofula Don't worry, it's not the ex from here btw. I have too many ex's. Just to clarify lmfao
Straylight · 31-35, F
@pentacorn I knew a guy with a copy he said he kept trying to throw away but it kept returning to him and that reading it opens portals.
Bro, it’s a paperback you bought from Books-A-Million. 🤦‍♀️
pentacorn · F
that if i read the book Necronomicon i'd suffer some ill fate, like death
I wasn't worth it
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I can control flow of my period
Elessar · 26-30, M
@SkeetSkeet (S)he's recently turned her SW profile to F to demonstrate you she can
I got nothing. My ex girlfriends were pretty normal people.
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sladejr · 56-60, M

That's why they are now ex's
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exexec · 61-69, C
I don't have any exes. Lynn says the dumbest thing was believing they could steal her from me.
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
The reason the clouds moved in the sky was because the earth rotates.
Umile · 41-45, F
Lot's of miscommunication.

Always read wrong.

InHeaven · F
Black holes
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
That Monty Python isn't funny.
sladejr · 56-60, M
@uncalled4 I've got my teenage niece and nephew into them. They LOVED the argument clinic
sladejr · 56-60, M

Only a Quinn Martin Production could compete 😁
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
@sladejr Tonight's Episode: The Lascivious Living Room!
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
The healing power of crystals.
I wish I was joking.
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
@basilfawlty89 I believe in that
That if you gently scratch your chin from time to time you'd get fat
empanadas · 31-35, M
That people have oils that if you touch with them you will want to marry them and the grass was greener elsewhere
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