Would you go out with me if I learned how to dance?

@BobbyMoeven 😶

@LemonWorld well don’t be too enthusiastic 😒

@Zaphod42 I have my work ahead of me

@XDHyperGirlXD1 So you’re saying he doesn’t have to dance to win your heart?

@Straylight he will never win it my heart belongs to fried chicken cookies and irl bf

he too short for my liking so dance moves wont save him XD

@mindstruggle bologna!

@ShepherdBard
You're malarkey!!!!

@mindstruggle hey!

@HijabaDabbaDoo that’s right, you are pushing it 😤

@ShepherdBard I thought it was too mean and wasn't going to say it and just laugh to myself as usual but it feels good for the dark side to be appreciated

@HijabaDabbaDoo I can respect something creative that I haven’t seen a million times

@Younameit oh so you’re saying you’re in trouble

@ShepherdBard You’re right, I’ve got competition; see, that’s why I never wanted to go out with you in the first place ☹. You’re a baddie.

@Younameit damn. This whole time I just thought you couldn’t stand me. It makes a lot more sense though, that you’d be intimidated by me. Tell you what, you tell me the guy you’re interested in and I’ll back off

Alright gnome

@Prettybratbi1tch sure thing Andre

@ShepherdBard okay Andrea

@Straylight yea but like who isn’t *looks at the ground*

@thepeculiarpanda I’m working on it!

@BittersweetPotato or what? 😎

@ShepherdBard errr 🥔🥴


NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS OKAY? 🥔😡💣 NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE REALLY SOWN YOU YOUR PLACE 🥔😡💣🥔😡💣