Would you go out with me if I learned how to dance?

@Younameit a little competition never hurt anyone

@ShepherdBard Alright, you don’t even have boobs anyway, I’d win. 🙌🙌

@Younameit I make up for it with my personality and interest in intellectual conversation, that’s what hunks care about, right??

@ShepherdBard No, they want boobs. Show ‘em your moobs.

@Younameit so you’re saying I need more French fries

@ShepherdBard But you already have the moobs 😮

@Younameit oh so you’re saying you’re in trouble

@ShepherdBard You’re right, I’ve got competition; see, that’s why I never wanted to go out with you in the first place ☹. You’re a baddie.

@Younameit damn. This whole time I just thought you couldn’t stand me. It makes a lot more sense though, that you’d be intimidated by me. Tell you what, you tell me the guy you’re interested in and I’ll back off