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Can I get some assistance from an expert? We have an influx of pixies at our house.

I know by the little gifts they deposit around, gifts from nature's shopping center. I just need to know the etiquette - does one put out food and drink, or figure out a return gift, or knit little sweaters? The hubs would not believe this and i need to learn what's the correct protocol so's not to offend. Can't piss off the pixie population!
Maybe stop smoking the pixie dust.
CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F
@MsSwan this for real!
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Eh!? How on earth would you expect to have them in your house!? Have you even thought to install a fairy door to help the pixies pass through?
CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F
@AntisocialTroll yes, they could walk on thru to the other side and help themselves! only things a troll would know.
@CardiacKintsugi I don't think they'd appreciate being called a troll.
CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F
@MsSwan trollop doesn't seem any better, either.
SW-User
saucer of cream and slices of fresh bread 🧚🏻‍♀️
CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F
@SW-User who wouldn't be enticed by that..!
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
All novelty gifts are gratefully received by the small folk. They probably appreciate most of all manufactured items that are not commonly found in nature. Last Saturday evening I was drinking gin cocktails in the garden with my wife when I was overcome by a powerful urge to sleep. When I awoke under a starry canopy the gin had completely vanished, along with my shoes, straw hat and a small bag of salted pistachios.
Convivial · 26-30, F
@SunshineGirl i think that was the gin-folk, not the brownies🤔
CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F
@SunshineGirl ah, gin is an important commodity in pixie world, especially in a martini glass. Be checking the grounds for a special thank-you gift.
CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F
They can not pass the threshold of the house yet, however I'll set up a backyard bubble bath. gratitude for idea.😽
plungesponge · 41-45, M
Fill up the bathroom sink with warm water and detergent, so they can have a foam pool party
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
What is a pixie?
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@AntisocialTroll or a troll and a simp
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@metaldog I dunno, I've never had a simp...
Can I buy some pot from you?
CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout No smokables involved.!
CBarson · 51-55
Try the knit sweaters
CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F
@CBarson i'm looking for the little needles, they're not in the hay stack, so there might be a delay.

 
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