Jesus Christ was gay and had 12 Apostles so that he could have gay sex orgies with them. Jesus never got married because he was gay He would turn water into wine so that he could get drunk and have gay sex.
@Matt85 thank you for your reply. I take it this is a look of disapproval. I did not write this post to troll you but to prove a point. The point is there is nothing wrong with Jesus being gay. Whereas you think that being gay is wrong. I don't. It's not a big deal.
@SW-User no its not easter and the symbols around this period are about the rebirth, how can the crucifix be about rebirth when it was used prior to the death and to cause death ? when Jesus healed the sick / fed the 5000 was that a metaphor ? how did he walk amongst his followers ?
@Peaceandnamaste Yeah, she's the one I'm pretty sure he married. Because an unmarried woman suddenly following an unmarried rabbi around in the woods in first century Israel makes very little sense.
@cecile I do not see any reference to Jesus having sex with Mary Magdalene but if he did then he's probably bisexual. If I were to take the hyperbole further. And there's nothing wrong with that.