Jesus Christ was homosexual
Jesus Christ was gay and had 12 Apostles so that he could have gay sex orgies with them. Jesus never got married because he was gay He would turn water into wine so that he could get drunk and have gay sex.
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Jesus wasn't gay and he didn't have a wife, this is 'Judith of Nazareth' style quackery.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@BritishFailedAesthetic Bullshit, he didn't have a wife. You think a man could have gone around in the wilderness with 12 guys in the first century without people spreading rumors? Literally nobody would have followed his teachings unless he was married.
@LordShadowfire Jesus was god in the flesh, the Son in the Trinity.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@BritishFailedAesthetic Prove it.
Diotrephes · 70-79, M
@BritishFailedAesthetic So, who did the God character screw to knock up with his kid?