Jesus Christ was gay and had 12 Apostles so that he could have gay sex orgies with them. Jesus never got married because he was gay He would turn water into wine so that he could get drunk and have gay sex.
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@Peaceandnamaste Yeah, she's the one I'm pretty sure he married. Because an unmarried woman suddenly following an unmarried rabbi around in the woods in first century Israel makes very little sense.