Straylight · 31-35, F
@Straylight See my own comment
Charity · 61-69
Firearm?
He don't need a firearm!
Ever read Zachariah 14:12 where it says the plague he's going to put on the people who stands against Israel in the last days.
Their flesh, their tongues, their eyeballs, is going to be consumed away before they can hit the ground. Consumed away means disintegrate like that which nuclear weaponry that man has can do to a human body.
Or what Revelation tells us he's going to do when he returns what the two edged sword of his mouth.
2nd Peter 3:10 This heaven (universe) and this Earth is going to be destroyed with a loud noise and melt with fervent heat.
Gun what he's bringing is far more deadlier.
He don't need a firearm!
Ever read Zachariah 14:12 where it says the plague he's going to put on the people who stands against Israel in the last days.
Their flesh, their tongues, their eyeballs, is going to be consumed away before they can hit the ground. Consumed away means disintegrate like that which nuclear weaponry that man has can do to a human body.
Or what Revelation tells us he's going to do when he returns what the two edged sword of his mouth.
2nd Peter 3:10 This heaven (universe) and this Earth is going to be destroyed with a loud noise and melt with fervent heat.
Gun what he's bringing is far more deadlier.
RisingMorningStar7 · 36-40, M
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@RisingMorningStar7 katana or claymore?
AlienTheExtraterrestrial · 36-40, F
@1490wayb A nuke?
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
Dubstep Gun!
Mamapolo2016 · F
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Mamapolo2016 so he was a Colt man?
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EndlessHorizon · 46-50, M
EndlessHorizon · 46-50, M
@EndlessHorizon for the record, I can’t take credit for this joke. I’ve heard it before, and I always enjoy it.
robingoodfellow · M
@EndlessHorizon I would like to see that made into a movie
BlueSkyKing · M
Luke 22: 35. Then Jesus asked them, “When I sent you without purse, bag or sandals, did you lack anything?”“Nothing,” they answered.
36 He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
37 It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’ ; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.”
38 The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.
36 He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
37 It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’ ; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.”
38 The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.
@AlienTheExtraterrestrial If you don't have a weapon, sell something of value to buy a weapon.
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@NativePortlander1970 A novel interpretation.
AlienTheExtraterrestrial · 36-40, F
@NativePortlander1970 You think that he was saying everyone without a weapon should sell something to buy one? I can’t tell if you didn’t understand the question or what is going on in your head