RisingMorningStar7 · 36-40, M
the sword of his word.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@RisingMorningStar7 katana or claymore?
AlienTheExtraterrestrial · 36-40, F
@1490wayb A nuke?
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
Dubstep Gun!
Mamapolo2016 · F
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Mamapolo2016 so he was a Colt man?
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Straylight · 31-35, F
@Straylight See my own comment
EndlessHorizon · 46-50, M
EndlessHorizon · 46-50, M
@EndlessHorizon for the record, I can’t take credit for this joke. I’ve heard it before, and I always enjoy it.
robingoodfellow · M
@EndlessHorizon I would like to see that made into a movie
BlueSkyKing · M
Luke 22: 35. Then Jesus asked them, “When I sent you without purse, bag or sandals, did you lack anything?”“Nothing,” they answered.
36 He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
37 It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’ ; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.”
38 The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.
36 He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
37 It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’ ; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.”
38 The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.
@AlienTheExtraterrestrial If you don't have a weapon, sell something of value to buy a weapon.
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@NativePortlander1970 A novel interpretation.
AlienTheExtraterrestrial · 36-40, F
@NativePortlander1970 You think that he was saying everyone without a weapon should sell something to buy one? I can’t tell if you didn’t understand the question or what is going on in your head