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Tryna separate the spectrum...

Poll - Total Votes: 16
Accidental finger in the butt
Flowers from someone lost
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What would surprise you today?
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
I think too much focus has been pathologiazing peronailties flaws instead of self betterment
Punxi · F
@JimboSaturn Expound if you will, sir?
HowtoDestroyAngels · 46-50, M
I had to think for a minute, but... I chose the flowers.
Punches · 46-50, F
@Punxi I am guessing this is not what the first option meant (if you are old enough to remember these ads)

Punxi · F
@Punches Well..
...


When I squad up... accidental fingers..


And....yellow pages...

I forget my safe word.

🤷
pdockal · 56-60, M
@Punxi

Do you need a safe word ?
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
I need clarification on whose finger
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I`m going with finger, never had that done to me. 😬
sp1dwoOfe221 · 36-40, M
welp, i already spotted a lone yellow lady slipper orchid growing in the meadow just behind the property here so no florist bouquets are gunna be impressing me for the time being...and really, surprise finger up the butt aint dat much of a surprise when it's the only other option listed.

...tho we could just scratch & blow wind at each other's taints for, y'know, demurity's sake or w/e....
Punxi · F
@sp1dwoOfe221 Taint fan. ....no wait...
sp1dwoOfe221 · 36-40, M
@Punxi *grins & nods maniacally*
bookerdana · M
those art the choices on offer😒

Uhm.

Well. Both would throw me off,K. I mean. Is this a random finger? Context here
@Punxi shots tonight?? 👀
Punxi · F
@Bexsy Well I just smashed a pint of Chunky Monkey...

Imma say that ... prolly ain't in the mix .....for me.

🙁
@Punxi ok, I think probably not good idea for me, got too hot today. But chunky monkey sounds doable
JackHoff · 46-50, M
Sometimes the finger breaks through the TP and it happens. 🧐
Punxi · F
@JackHoff Gotta adjust yur' wipe snatch off the roll.

Paperwork need to be done.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
I think I'll just pass .......... Gas
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
Thank you Punxi !

I'll take flowers, in my butt for $600 ... What do I win ??
Punxi · F
@GuiltyBiStander Damn .... Like...I need to readjust the poll.
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
@Punxi

No. Don't change for me !
pdockal · 56-60, M
Din't think it was accidental
Punxi · F
This just......,.....,.......,.....

.....in

Fingers and butts by a nose.
MethDozer · M
It's never an accident

 
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