Find your flexTake care of mah' flesh.....He could get lost in my hair... Legs for days...been workin' on their companion. Gotta VIP smile just for him... But I spend time with this dude....sees past it all... Finds the sexy 'peal he seeks in that with... See More » (1)
Do you evoke a potty adjectiveWhen gaging things by its tonnage? For instance, " a shit ton"...which of course remains unmeasurable. The bar was wall to wall...a ton of people there. So...like maybe 12 people? 🤔
Gentlemen...just hear me out....And pay attention..👀✌🏻👀....set aside yur' hand held fap quest of Zelda...sum' shit.. Gonna go full automotive since yall mostly into that type...well...bullshit... These are changin' times you' livin' in, dont ya recon' ?...hello.....? Age of... See More »
The SWelly Fish PrincipleIn the depths of ocean the metaphorical sameness of our space here can be found... All of us drifting in spoken silence like jellyfish learning from past experiences to avoid those obstacles along the way. Fluidity. Adaptability. Intuition.... See More » (1)
That Book bout' life...Like you're readin' right along...a page turner so it seems... Then you come upon that one word the narrator in your head cannot pronounce....so ya' make it up..Its now.. Your fiction. You changed the narrative in you're rush.... If its a name... See More »
So I got pulled over...Poh- Poh 70 in a 55...so he said. I was runnin' late. Story of my life. Handed over my stuff and apologized...told him If he wanted I could say the alphabet startin' with "N" If it would impress him...lol. He said ok shoot.. Said... See More » (1)
All' ight tailgatin' ass clown!!If god didnt intend on you gettin' punched in that tea bag you call a grill...? He wouldn't have created ME! 🤬
Omg Brad Pitt has a gnar gnar skatepark!! 😳😱🤯Somebody’s been breaking the first rule of skatepark!! You DO NOT talk about skatepark!! And the second rule… Brad Pitts Skatepark Curren Caples and Grant Taylor seem to be very comfortable in this!! (1)
