What kind of weapons or equipment would you put on a Trump-Class Battleship?

Just the very best. 🇺🇸

Water pistols, a massive playpen and lots of colouring books . . hopefully we can keep him distracted for long enough to avoid serious damage 🙄

Cheeseburgers

lasers.

Limpit mines

Gold plated fart guns.

An orgasmatron beam generator. Aim at the enemy and watch them cut down by uncontrollable orgasms!