How do we know you are not a robot?

Would a robot do this? “Bloop blop” … I mean… I gotta go

It's on a need to know basis and you're not qualified to know

I go to the toilet.

How..how would "we" know??🤔

*thinking thinking* beep beep beep beep

I will get back when I have the solution

Shhhh stop telling people 😒

I dance The Robot better than any bot could 😉

How do I know I'm not a robot?

My computer chip tells me to deny everything

Oils the only thing I dont leak??? 🤔

I computer. Therefore I am

I am too illogical

Im too sarcastic

we don't...

You don't

I breathe.
I am conscious.
I have emotions.
I can create original ideas.
I am not programmed to obey.

Who said I'm not a robot?

Because I'm a doll😃