And I ask you friend, what’s a bard to do

Make me laugh.

Entertain us with songs of your people?

Get some platform shoes.

Historically, a Bard was a literary poet (the most famous one being William Shakespeare)....so generally what a Bard would do is to write stories & poetry.

What’s a bard to do when his truck won’t work.
It means it’s time to put on the boots
Get down in the dirt.

The boots make him tall,
He’s careful not to fall.
What’s a bard to do when his truck won’t work.

America.

Who said I’m your friend?

Make cookies

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sing woefully i guess

Whatever the heck he wants

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You put your thing down, flip it and reverse it