How can a woman attract a God so they can have Demi God children 👧

And a God for a husband

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[c=4C0073]according to ancient religions or myths as we call it ..
The hair is one of the key features in a woman that attracts the so-called gods to come mate with those women ..
Another is clean skin.

This had trickled down to abrahamic beliefs where the woman is required to cover the hair and much of her clean skin.[/c]

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@Pureblossom [c=4C0073]thank you for BC :D[/c]

Pureblossom · 22-25, F

@SW-User didn’t know . I suppose men are visual creatures God or otherwise

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I thought it was JohnnyOlinger ™️ who asked this question.

bugeye · 26-30, F

tell your bf no sex before marriage then even after marriage, refuse. god will get sympathetic frustration for your now husband and bang you.

worked for Mary.

ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30

@bugeye facts... God will come & dick em down himself

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

If you look a greek mythology, you might notice that most of the mortal women had certain qualities or better "aspects" of the deities themselves, just not all of the aspects.

So a woman must have that one almost perfect aspect to even qualify! 🙃😈😁

SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

From memory, probably by playing hard to get (although that won't be too much of a problem for an omnipotent being) or putting a notice on the bathroom door saying "Please do not disturb". 🙄

Majorlatency · M

Pick up a box of Milkbone biscuits. Strategically place them leading from the sidewalk to your front door. One will be along shortly..

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Oh God! I thought you said Dog!

Damn this dyslexia!

Ferric67 · M

Would that not set the child up to a higher precedence?
Perhaps, placing them in a stressful...nonwin situation?

Pureblossom · 22-25, F

@Ferric67 very good point but like they will have good genes 🧬

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

I'm a God....
....I have 3 ex's as references.

Many time they've cried out...

Oh God- Oh God..!
Yes God yes...
Oh My God , Oh My God yes, yes

caccoon · 36-40

Well, if Zeus is around, you'll probably attract him. But, later be turned into a tree or animal, or flat out killed by Hera so... Hmm

Straylight · 31-35, F

@caccoon One of my favorite things is than in Greek mythology. Heracles is supposed to be called Heraclese (for some tester call him by his Roman name, but not anyone else in his stories) which literally means “For the glory of Hera”. His mother named him that in the hopes that she wouldn’t get a murder boner for him. We all know how that turned out.

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