lord farquaad called me beautiful today

Sapio · 51-55, M

He is right though. You are beautiful and I say that not trying to cross any lines. I respect our friendship and the boundaries.

Nothing turns on a woman quite like a selfie taken at the gas pump.
He's right about the beautiful bit though.

Straylight · 31-35, F

He has been trying to get with a princess.

cutieepie · 22-25, F

Does he know you are posting him here

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

Lord Farquaad 😂😂😂😂

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

I bet has name is chad or dave and he drives a van.

OldBrit · 61-69, M

He's got good eyesight and great taste

sp1dwoOfe221 · 31-35, M

it's either AI or he's dying of something..

I'm sensing micro d energy 🧘🏼‍♀

JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M

He's right

Short Dating

I see lol

This deserves balloons!