Let's become "elephant slaves" and reveal the cute and adorable personality of Thai elephants.

Nope. But you can bring them here and release them into the wild so they'll never be on the endangered species list.

Let's send down some angels and they better have guns cuz everybody's crazy down here on everybody's drugs

Rather see their face.

Do I have to pick up poop?

I had a crew member once who was descended from elephants...