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Spiders... whhyyyyy??

I went outside to have a smoke this morning, wearing a robe over my tank top. I saw a spider... then I didn't see him. So I became a very discombobulated stripper. And wouldn't you just know it ~ a neighbor was also outside... 🧐😵‍💫 I'm going to work now....

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Convivial · 26-30, F

Poor spider🤣

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NativePortlander1970 ·

@Convivial John Goodman made the movie, his exterminator character had me doubled over laughing.

Tumbleweed · F

@NativePortlander1970 I love him!!

Jimbo7 · M

@Convivial @Convivial lucky neighbour

JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M

I trust you had on more than a tank top

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JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M

@Degbeme who else?

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Tumbleweed

Tumbleweed · F

@Degbeme Well... kinda long 🙄

Ontheroad · M

I'm not laughing... okay, I am, and now I have this mental image of a frantic woman ripping off her clothes with the neighbor cracking up.

Have a great day😁

Kiesel · 56-60, M

Discombobulated is one of my favorite words!!

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Kiesel · 56-60, M

@Tumbleweed 😁😁

Tumbleweed · F

@Kiesel It leads to some very interesting stories...

Kiesel · 56-60, M

@Tumbleweed indeed it does!!

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

Maybe it was trying to get you to quit.

A spider from your guardian angel?

Next up, ants in your cigarette!

Ashly · 26-30, F

My friend sent me this the other night 😱

Tumbleweed · F

@Ashly ok, now that's actually kinda cool!!

Ashly · 26-30, F

@Tumbleweed kinda but I’m terrified of spiders 😵

Tumbleweed · F

@Ashly me too girl, I've almost wrecked my car, slapped my poor mom, mowed people down...

SW-User

You threw your robe at the spider? I hope you don't need your robe for work. 😋

KingofBones1 · 46-50, M

Lucky neighbor LOL. Sounds like an interesting morning

Mako2u · M

If you weren’t already, I’m sure you’re his favorite neighbor now! 🤭

Different · 31-35, M

That spider was there to remind you that smoking ciggs has consequences hahaha

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NativePortlander1970 ·

@Different Jumping spiders are cool, wolf spiders get the hollowpoint.

Different · 31-35, M

@NativePortlander1970 hahaha trie wolfs are pretty ugly lolking things hahaha

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HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I hope you won't too embarrassed

Tumbleweed · F

@HumanEarth nah, I wasn't, my neighbors know I take fits every once in awhile!

pdockal · 56-60, M

Lucky neighbor

Tumbleweed · F

@pdockal 🤭

pdockal · 56-60, M

@Tumbleweed

I would have enjoyed

Bexsy

Spider 😖

Why it have to be spider

Tumbleweed · F

@Bexsy For no other reason than the fact that it was still dark and I was sitting there minding my own business and a spider got jokes 😡

bookerdana · M

Coulda been worse🤔

Tumbleweed · F

@bookerdana

BYE

Lilymoon · F

I would have done same 😨 🤭

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

I learned about cranberry bog spiders yesterday and I am horrified. 😐

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Tumbleweed · F

@thepreposterouspanda The bog part is what got me... I've got chills just talking about it!

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@Tumbleweed They use them as a natural form of pest control which I'm totally down for!

However, there are parts of that would freak me the hell out and I will never go near a cranberry bog because of it. 😅😂

Tumbleweed · F

@thepreposterouspanda I'll be paranoid of cranberries now!!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Justafantasy · M

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Donotfolowme · 51-55, F

Hahaha I can totally relate to it

Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M

the biggest ive ever seen was about the size of my hand, but that was a long time ago at a cemetery. the small ones i dont mind them and try not to kill them