Wasps are buttholes, but one might've just saved my life.

sitting outside at work, smoking a cigarette. A wasp was buzzing around me and wouldn't leave me alone, so I slowly got up to try and get away from it. I looked down where I was sitting and there was a spider right next to where I was. Not a big deal, I'm not the type to freak out about a spider, until I noticed it was a black widow.

thanks wasp.