I once picked up a towel and there was this massive spider on it, like right infront of my face.

I am scared too, when I see it.

I messaged you twice a while ago but you never answered me. Maybe they went to the requests folder.
Can we chat today please?

Hey, I messaged you twice a while ago but you never answered me. Maybe they went to the requests folder.
Can we chat today please?
I will prove my identity and explain anything.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Did you give it a high five?

noooooo why are they so good at camouflauging 😫

Comb it anyway

I would go to war for a 4th time rather than be around spiders