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Guys, are you afraid of spiders ?

Supermarket is closed over fears male shoppers could suffer permanent erections: Spider whose bite can cause bizarre reaction in men sparks evacuation.
An Austrian supermarket was evacuated after the store manager reportedly spotted a banana-loving spider capable of causing permanent erections in men.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12392833/Supermarket-closed-fears-male-shoppers-suffer-permanent-erections-Spider-bite-cause-bizarre-reaction-men-sparks-evacuation.html

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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

Only the deadly ones

Nimbus · M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Me too ;)

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

That's what I thought. Banana Spiders and they can also cause Death or severe Body damage. Depends on the Dosage the Spider can offer.

Nimbus · M

@FreestyleArt The horror! 😯

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

@Nimbus I think it's due to poor safety standards

Or the CCP workers Fucks everything up. These are my Guesses.

smiler2012 · 61-69

{@nimbus] 🤔it was not out mate ned was it nimby 😆he has not been on for a while perhaps is hard on is so severe he cannot get close to a computer lol

Nimbus · M

@smiler2012 He was online earlier today, check out his profile.

cherokeepatti · 70-79, F

That would be a good theme for a Saturday Night Live skit.

AbbeyRhode · F

Picturing a crowd of SW pervs flocking to that store. 😄

Nimbus · M

@AbbeyRhode Entirely possible 😄

Delilah5 · F

@AbbeyRhode LOL

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

I not nor is my wife!!!

Supermarket is closed over fears male shoppers could suffer permanent erections

I needn't worry about that 😏

Delilah5 · F

Serves them right......🧐😵

Iwillwait · M

😎

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Let's get bit

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