Convivial · 26-30, F
Very, very carefully....
Leave a large cardboard box out... Soon the lion will claim it as it's own
Leave a large cardboard box out... Soon the lion will claim it as it's own
Pretzel · 70-79, M
I'd send trump
SpectralMourning · 46-50, M
I would lure the lion's baby cub into a remote gorge and arrange for some hyenas that I'm friendly with to trigger a massive wildebeest stampede. The lion would then rush into the gorge to try to save his cub while being incapacitated by the stampede.
@SpectralMourning ok Scar!
Ann99 · 41-45, F
I'm such a scaredy cat anyway I get scared 😨 of a little lizard, so I don't even want to imagine what would happen to me if I saw a lion
AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
Live bait
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
A lion?! Do you have any neighbors you dislike? Get a big cage and put them in it lol
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Stake out a baby goat.
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DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@CookieCrisp What movie is that?
CookieCrisp · F
@DunningKruger the dinosaur one
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@CookieCrisp Ah, yes.
Get a pen and mark the floor between two points. That's how you draw a lion 😌
Draw a line.....geddit? 😌
I'll see myself out 😗🎶
Draw a line.....geddit? 😌
I'll see myself out 😗🎶
NinaTina · 31-35, F
@InfoTunaBotTheReturn lol
Dannydesigns · 26-30, M
I’d run away as fast as I can, straight to someone who knows how to deal with lions
very, very cautiously
DrawntoaDistance · M
By the toe. Or is that a tiger?
[@DrawntoaDistanceit’s a monkey?
@Quimliqer no..like Simba, Scar and Mufasa
MethDozer · M
Whip and kitchen chair
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
i mean if it is part of the natural animal life there I wouldn't catch it at all. if it was escaped from the zoo you'd have to spike some raw meat with drugs.
@SirLirkALot they have been trying to dart it for three days!
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@InterdimensionalSideEye is it wild?
@SirLirkALot it comes from a lion park.
Ferric67 · M
Catnip
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
ViciDraco · 41-45, M
I don't. I stay inside
By the tail
ViciDraco · 41-45, M
@EldritchFox that is for tigers! 😏
@ViciDraco I figured if it worked for tigers it might work for lions too 🙃 they're all big kitty cats
ViciDraco · 41-45, M
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
NinaTina · 31-35, F
Put out a litter box















