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How shoulde I properly milk a pigeon?

I hath one humble pigeon. I expect it to produce dairy. Its been almost a month now. It seems to struggle to produce any. Could you kindly suggest a solution to this?
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M Best Comment
You would get more nourishment if you turned it to squab.

bowman81 · M
Dunk the bird in a bowl of milk, then wring it out.
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@bowman81 Pigeon milk is the food parent pigeons barf up to feed their young. With out it the baby pigeons would die. I raised baby pigeons and bought commercial pigeon milk which I administered with a needless syringe. The babies all survived and were released to the wild.
ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M
@bowman81 you are the most impressive folk I have ever encountered, I haven't heard such a great suggestion like yours. You appear to have shown an exceptional problem solving skills of yours to an admirable degree!
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Like chickens! Bring around a male pigeon and then you can milk them! Careful though they might start laying eggs! 😆
ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M
@DeWayfarer I have never heard such a suggestion. I am very appreciate that!
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
So how is this whole campaign working out for you?

Pretending to be an English dandy or whatever it is you are doing here...
ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M
@SumKindaMunster I am actually a dandy. You shoulde know that I am the most refined man on earth. I have one earnest request; please address me correctly. A refined man like me couldn't tolerate such curtness, of the statement, of yours.
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
@ByronTheRefinedMan Carry on Foppish Dandy! I salute your unique attempt at getting attention. Much better than the whiners complaining they are lonely and have no friends.
ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M
@SumKindaMunster I do not wish to appear controversial in this matter, In my humble opinion, pigeons could produce great amount of dairy. My father once told me; he could get - - erm--, a gallon of, dairy from pigeons. I am assured that you have misunderstood. I am not --erm--, what you called, 'an attention seeker' elsewhere.
stop being an idiot is my suggestion
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M
@deathfairy You might be wrong, well, since, I am a man of wit. My IQ is of 4000. I hath developed many theories in Mathematiks. I called it The Byron, The Most Refined Man in the Whole Universe, 's theory.

 
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