How shoulde I properly milk a pigeon?

I hath one humble pigeon. I expect it to produce dairy. Its been almost a month now. It seems to struggle to produce any. Could you kindly suggest a solution to this?

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SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

So how is this whole campaign working out for you?

Pretending to be an English dandy or whatever it is you are doing here...

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@SumKindaMunster I am actually a dandy. You shoulde know that I am the most refined man on earth. I have one earnest request; please address me correctly. A refined man like me couldn't tolerate such curtness, of the statement, of yours.

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

@ByronTheRefinedMan Carry on Foppish Dandy! I salute your unique attempt at getting attention. Much better than the whiners complaining they are lonely and have no friends.

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@SumKindaMunster I do not wish to appear controversial in this matter, In my humble opinion, pigeons could produce great amount of dairy. My father once told me; he could get - - erm--, a gallon of, dairy from pigeons. I am assured that you have misunderstood. I am not --erm--, what you called, 'an attention seeker' elsewhere.