How shoulde I properly milk a pigeon?

I hath one humble pigeon. I expect it to produce dairy. Its been almost a month now. It seems to struggle to produce any. Could you kindly suggest a solution to this?

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bowman81 · M

Dunk the bird in a bowl of milk, then wring it out.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

@bowman81 Pigeon milk is the food parent pigeons barf up to feed their young. With out it the baby pigeons would die. I raised baby pigeons and bought commercial pigeon milk which I administered with a needless syringe. The babies all survived and were released to the wild.

ByronTheRefinedMan · 100+, M

@bowman81 you are the most impressive folk I have ever encountered, I haven't heard such a great suggestion like yours. You appear to have shown an exceptional problem solving skills of yours to an admirable degree!